Terrible Translations

In the window of an Indian shop:

"Why go somewhere else to be cheated, when you can come here?"

In a Japanese hotel:

"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:

"Ladies may have a fit upstairs."

In a Nairobi restaurant:

"Customers who find our waitress rude, ought to see the manager".

In a Tokyo bar:

"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:

"We take your bags and send them in all directions."

Advertisement of Electrolux, a Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer in the U.S.:

"Nothing sucks like an Electrolux."

At a Budapest zoo:

"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."

Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea."

Pepsi translated their slogan, "Pepsi Brings You Back to Life" to Chinese which really meant, "Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back from the Grave."

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:

Not to be used for the other use.

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:

Warning: contains nuts.

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.